And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
Gay?
German.
Pity.
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
Omg. I'm living macklemores best life. I have someone's granddads dog, I'm about to have someone's grandmas car. I look incredible.
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