hi brent please bring bad word music cd must most bad word please brent bring cd music bad word please brent bring cd music bad word
masturbating is 5million times harder to finish knowing grandma is in the guestroom downstairs. just so you know.
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
They finally caught us and banned us forever, but it was worth it because we didn't have to pay for light bulbs for at least 3 years.
So you stole light bulbs, from your favorite bar, and got banned, and you're happy?
Look we couldnt pay for light bulbs and ramen, and you can't eat light bulbs or cook in the dark. Win - win.
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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