gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
I'm at the store buying plan b and vodka
the cocktail of hope
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
let's get her a shirt that says "i went to key west for spring break and all i got was this illegitimate child."
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.
An old man just slapped my ass and handed me five dollars while I was filling chips at subway. I feel violated, but that was the easiest five dollars I've ever made.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
Randomize
