I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
I walked out of the bedroom naked holding a used condom only to be greeted by half of my family. Happy birthday mom
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
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