This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
This is the 4 year anniversary of the last time I shit my pants. Let's get drunk...
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
He asked me how flexible I was and all I could think about was that time I threw my back out putting in a tampon.
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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