i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
I just drunkenly emailed my feminist dissertation as a resignation letter for my call center job. What am I doing with my life!?
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