69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
So some girl kept staring at me and giving me these weird looks. That's when I realized she could probably hear the Mulan soundtrack playing on my iPod...
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
Sorry I don't make house calls. You wanna get blown you come over here. It's like rock paper scissors but vagina ALWAYS beats penis
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
I have not brushed my hair. I'm wearing a yoga hoodie. I look like I slept in a gutter somewhere. Today is going to be a good day.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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