margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
my dad wants uyo to call him right now...reverse drunk dialing
Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
Hey
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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