Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
I've blown a few things in my day
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
I just farted for five sidewalk sections! New personal best.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
Shut the fuck up. It's not the end of the world. Now come get your asshole bleached with me or we're not roommates anymore.
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
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