Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
Who wrote Most Moistest Dad on my chest and what the fuck does it mean?!?
I think I sprained my soul last night
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
You were greeting everyone with " Hi I'm Jess show me your dick" whether they were dudes or not.
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
Going on a first date tonight...pros: my boobs look amazing. Cons: my abortion isn't until next week.
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
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