I must be too annoying 4 u.
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
We fucked in his mom's shower and all I could think about was being too old to be sneak banging while someone's mom was out of town and how much mildew was on the shower curtain. Fuck you, Adulthood.
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
I am no longer drunk enough to crave tostitos
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
