So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
Sex has been so nonexistent lately that when I was masturbating the other day, I actually paused to yawn.
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
2pm: Breaking news alert: I think I'm finally sober. Oh, and that place needs hotter strippers.
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
Drunk me obviously wants to fuck up my life
It's like I have an arch nemesis, and it's me
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
What's a really polite way of saying "you have gravely overestimated the value of your vagina?"
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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