plz talk dirty to me
id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
When you get up and look at yourself in the mirror, don't be alarmed. The doctor assured us last night that it looked way worse than it actually was and there won't be a scar when the stitches come out
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
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