oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
So I was just like hi, I'm your roommate's gf. Please don't hate me. That would be rly inconvenient for you.
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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