i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
I'm gonna go parent style on your ass... I don't ask much from you but if you could please just come get shitfaced with me I would really appreciate it
Do you remember me asking for jerk off videos from Tinder guy?
Nah I don't remember that being part of the criteria
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
Randomize
