if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
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