he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
I'm pretty sure I broke my breathalyzer by breathing vaporized vodka into it.
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