i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
I would have at least made out with you if you were showered.
i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
DETAILS
long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
i need you to come over and tell me if you can notice that i'm only wearing a teddy underneath my trenchcoat
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