your room smells of hookers.
And success
I just tried to drunkenly fart the beat of Disturbia by Rihanna
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
My boyfriend correctly calculated the time I would be out of alcohol and showed up about four minutes after I'd run out with two bottles of wine. I think this is love.
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
I'm so high I have morphed into the monopoly man. Or maybe the Pringles guy. I don't know but I have a mustach now
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