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I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
I don't want to ruin date night, but you have no idea how hard it is to poop whilst looking at cute puppies.
The waitress at the airport bar just asked me if I wanted a "to go" beer, hahahahaha OF COURSE I WANT A TO GO BEER.
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
You drunkenly said something along the lines of "move forever" to the lady standing in your way. Needless to say you had too many mimosas at breakfast.
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
I am 95% sure I just heard my cat say "What are you doing home? It's Saturday night."
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