Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
Props to the guy blatantly doing coke in the bathroom at the bar. Walked out of the stall with a credit card in hand, sniffing loudly and shouting "choo choo"
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
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