Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
Sorry I told all the other bridesmaids you were an asshole. I had had a few drinks and it's how I felt at the time.
Just because I'm sleeping with him doesn't mean I'm in love with him, it means that I want to have sex with someone who isn't a serial killer.
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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