so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
Why is there never any toilet paper at his apartment? What does he wipe his ass with? WHAT DOES HE WIPE IT WITH?!?
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
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