i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
There now exists video of me holding a (recently emptied) bottle of Russian Standard vodka, trying to sing the Russian national anthem.
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
You reached new levels of laziness. After we woke you up to take shots with us, you stayed in bed so you didn't have to move when you were drunk and sleepy
You know you're drunk when you have to be picked up out of a bathtub.
Randomize
