Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
I woke up in a cornfield to shouting, a bottle of Jim Beam, and a bunch of mc muffins. If this doesn't scream Illinois, idk what does.
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
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