lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
Actually going to jail after your wedding is NOT part of the plan.
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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