Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
Hungover. Be in at noonish. Turn my monitor on and put a hot cup of coffee on my desk so the boss thinks I'm in
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
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