It's like God shit irony all over that family
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
The vibrator you gave me is probably the one thing I will never give up if we got robbed at gunpoint
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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