I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
operation have a gay friend backfired
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
Your last words were "i'm gonna motorboat the bartender." then you commenced with an attempted motorboat
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
The waitress asked if you wanted white or brown, and you said "Isn't it all the same color when it's toasted?". She stared at you for about 20 seconds before she decided that you weren't fucking with her.
The amount of times I have been emergency drunk in the past 72 hours is staggering
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
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