Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
on the brightside, the semester can only get better from getting a dui at 8 am on the first day.
your optimism is becoming unhealthy
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
The good news is that I can 100% reassure you that you did not get knocked up by some creepy Italian dude named Sal Manella last night.
The bad news is that you will never know the name of the guy who may have gotten you pregnant last night because he clearly gave you a fake name, sweetie.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
Maybe it’s too soon to casually tell the boss that I went to Tulsa for some dick last night
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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