he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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