nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
I just realized I use Twitter to keep of track of when I get drunk.
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
Hippo gnu deer
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
You're always so late and I'm always so drunk.
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
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