i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
The bartender was shocked when I took the mop bucket from him and told him I'd take care of my friends puke.
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
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