and my herpes radar will keep us safe
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
So he cheated on his gf again. For the third time. Second time with me. HE CRIED WHILE DRIVING ME HOME BECAUSE HE CHEATED ON HER. And I laughed the entire way. Good god I'm an asshole.
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