Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
Please ask me to tell you about the time I watched two of my friends chase my drunk roommate with a broken foot around downtown
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
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