Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
just left a line of flour and citric acid on the dresser for my roommate to find. teach that bastard to steal my coke!
Just got super judged by a walmart cashier for buying diet pills and candy in the same transaction. Like she has her life figured out.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
You called me to pick you up from the bar at 9:00. When we drove over the speed bumps you put your hands in the air and pretended you were on a roller coaster.
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
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