i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
You distracted them by dancing on the stripper pole, I ripped the flag off the wall, stuffed it in my pants and we were out.
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
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