did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
Listen: if you or anyone else at work finds a starfish in a bowl, just leave it. It'll be gone by next week.
Better yet, if you find it can you put it in the mini-fridge in your office for safe keeping? Spanks.
And if it's going to get me in trouble, maybe just don't mention that I know anything about it.
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
Aaaaand I just watched him face plant in front of the taxi. This is why we don't invite him to margarita night.
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
My boob is missing a layer of skin
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
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