I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
they were having a wine tasting so i tasted every wine...then knocked over an entire display of gourmet olives and was asked to leave... but they still let me buy my 6 bottles of wine before escorting me out
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
I'm sitting next to some random guy in a gorilla suit drinking out of a bottle of vodka.
He's majoring in Religion
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
Randomize
