You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
I've decided to become a librarian so I can drunkenly quote The Mummy and have it be legit.
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