Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
just tell him he has love handles, he'll die of insecurity
I'm retiring my vagina. Better yet I'm Farve-ing it.
Def the best call fo sho
That way it can come out of retirement anytime and play for different teams. And it can wear Wranglers.
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
Well, I'll handle this like I always do. Black the fuck out, make out with randoms, give out my number like candy. You know. Standard operating procedure
Randomize
