I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
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