He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
my favorite homeless guy just told me I drive like Batman, achievement unlocked
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
If you're funny as hell and have a mustache, odds are I'm probably gonna fuck you
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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