dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
We couldn't find him for like 4 hours. Turns out he was sitting under a tree and had thrown his phone in a lake because he couldn't figure out how to unlock it. Freshmen.
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
Do you recall asking me to zip line through your wedding dressed as a bleeding angel?
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