On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
So some guy at the party is convinced I'm Edward Cullen. He keeps calling me "Twilight" and following me around with a stake. I'm concerned.
Saw someone get laid in the bathroom no one was wearing shoes and I had a parrot on my shoulder...I never want to leave this bar
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
Randomize
