I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
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