don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
I just opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a tube of mascara. Get on my level
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
How the hell does my fucking boss know about the goddamned magician I fucked?!?
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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