I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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