It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
so...the lady doing my pedi totally noticed the human bite marks on my calf. Who says marriage ends your sex life? Love u!
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
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