Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
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