We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
I just dumped the bloody coke bill into the tip jar while getting my hangover coffee. I'm literally going to hell.
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
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