When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
I feel like the only phrases I can clearly speak while drunk consist of: i'm fucking drunk, chug, and shots
I'm drinking straight vodka and railing lines of adderall while writing a paper about the nature of Jesus. It's 6:50 in the morning. College.
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
Waiting on the notification from my fitness pal that tells me I'm an alcoholic
Why is the microwave staring at me?!
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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