ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
Its a little weird going to a wedding where I've screwed the bride and my wife has screwed the groom. Great wedding though.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
I used my iced coffee to ice the bump on my head from last night
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
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