Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
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