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(770): View more from Georgia

Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.

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(336): View more from North Carolina

This house was built for laser tag.

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(253): View more from Washington

Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.

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(847): View more from Illinois

I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.

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(302): View more from Delaware

I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night

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(239): View more from Florida

gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.

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(760): View more from California

PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.

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(604): View more from British Columbia

That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.

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(775): View more from Nevada

Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!

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