I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
I think the only thing that impresses me are nice penises...and Jesus. Jesus would impress me. Especially if he walked on water again.
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
Want to FaceTime and watch me finish this bagel?
Fell asleep naked on the recliner spooning with my organic chemistry book. The fact that I made it through four years of college is proof that the education system is fucked.
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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