I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
Power went out. She lit a candle and gave me head. Made some pretty impressive candlelight cocksucking shadowpuppets. Must be what porn was like in olden times.
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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