So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
You came running into my room at 4 in the morning yelling "SANCTUARY!" and flung yourself into bed.
Hmmm, sounds like a Jaeger night then. Did I at least get to be the little spoon?
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
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