Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
Random fact of the day: cum is a really good eye makeup remover
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
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