You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
My CPA just snapchatted me a picture of her playing beer pong at a picnic. Time to do my own taxes?
I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
Dry spell is over and now I’m drowning in a river of dick. The dam broke and now half the dicks in DC are trying get in my skirt
It’s a glorious dick miracle!
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