yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
Then you started asking people on the drunk bus if they knew the word "gumption". if they didn't you told them they weren't taking advantage of their high education opportunities and you were disappointed in them.
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
Riddle me this: why did I wake up next to a stuffed sword fish?
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