She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
It's noon and i am somehow drinking by myself in a jazz tent in broad daylight.
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
Over 50% of the drunkest nights I have ever had began with me saying "I'll just drink my dinner" to you.
Dude so last night I was eating out my gf and her kitten climbed onto my back and fell asleep. AND SHE DIDN'T NOTICE FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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